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Ted Worthless

Alternative Rock / Gothic Rock
Mesa, Arizona, USA

Ted Worthless was a member of No Laughing Matter, as well as starting and running Worthless Records. He also frequently worked with Scott Roman. His other bands include Jet Jaguar and Skin Deep.

Discography

So You're Skeptical?

1986 Worthless Records
Ted Worthless #1

Ted Worthless – Vocals, most (if not all) instruments

  1. Flying/Sleeping/Thinking
  2. Derob
  3. Grave Yard Party
  4. Something I Heard on T.V.
  5. Carting Fan Two
  6. I Wonder What a Soul Tastes Like
  7. Bored
  8. Small Bottle of Courage
  9. Beggarman
  10. Me and the World
  11. Angry Past
  12. The Grass is Green
  13. In This House
  14. Holier Than Thou
  15. Statement
  16. The Cross is the Touchstone of Faith

Serpents and Bones

1987 Worthless Records
Ted Worthless #2

All songs written and performed by Ted Worthless

  1. Where the Moon Rises (2:25)
  2. Serpents and Bones (2:59)
  3. Hard Rocks at Pier 3 (3:56)
  4. Ceiling Fan 4 (1:25)
  5. Naomi's Song (2:31)
  6. Marital Strife (2:40)
  7. A Medley of Many Poems (5:13)
  8. Pain #1 (3:04)
  9. Attention! (4:12)
  10. Attention? (0:47)
  11. Surf Death (2:15)
  12. All Gods' Children (3:06)
  13. You Can't Sleep in the Grass, The Snails Will Crawl on Your Face (3:45)
  14. Calling (3:14)
  15. Vapours (1:17)
  16. Created Equal (2:46)
  17. Thirteen (4:33)
  18. The Man with the Patent Leather Soul (2:44)
  19. Isa. 8:11-18 (2:20)
  20. I Don't Want to Be Rich (2:25)

A Time to Fear

1988 Worthless Records (WR-070)
Ted Worthless #3

Ted Worthless – All music, lyrics, vocals, drums, guitars, bass, keys – except:
Echo – Drums on “Tuesday’s Child Awakened”
Scott Roman – Lyrics on “The Pain Can Sometimes Kill”

  1. The Pain Can Sometimes Kill
  2. Trauma
  3. Tuesday’s Child Awakened
  4. Theme of the Red Lion Inn
  5. Tea & Cookies
  6. Tranquiliser
  7. Trinidad
  8. CF7 (Tricks I Can’t Explain)
  9. The Mary’s Song

Pieces of Other Peoples Lives

1988 Worthless Records
Ted Worthless #4

Ted Worthless - Voice, Drums, Guitar, Bass, Synthesizer
All songs by Ted Worthless

  1. Tense Party One (3:14)
  2. The Story of Second Avenue (1:26)
  3. Twist (CFB) (3:45)
  4. Roomful of Meathooks (2:23)
  5. Father God-Mother Nature (1:36)
  6. Last Night the Christ Came (1:21)
  7. Tense Party Two (1:43)
  8. Home Sweet Home (2:11)
  9. Twenty Groovy Colours Club (2:54)
  10. Have a Punk Christmas!! (1:36)
  11. Death Has Always Been a Celebrity (3:48)
  12. Annihilation (0:55)

Voice of Anger

1989 Worthless Records
Ted Worthless #5

Ted Worthless – Vocals, most (if not all) instruments

  1. 100 Mile House
  2. Tense Party 3
  3. I Don't Want to be Rich
  4. Serpents and Bones
  5. Father God - Mother Nature
  6. Last Night The Christ Came
  7. Home Sweet Home
  8. 7 Seals
  9. Every Single Morning
  10. Beggerman…