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====== Piltdown Man ====== | ====== Piltdown Man ====== | ||
- | Alternative Rock | + | Alternative Rock\\ |
Marietta, Georgia, USA | Marietta, Georgia, USA | ||
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* Age of Faith: [[http:// | * Age of Faith: [[http:// | ||
* The 77s: [[http:// | * The 77s: [[http:// | ||
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+ | ==== The Story of Piltdown Man ==== | ||
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+ | Piltdown Man was born in the heady (and footy) days of the early 1990s when a small band of ill-bred rogues heard of the infamous paleoanthropological hoax and decided that there should be a band by the same name. Having found no actual bands willing to change their name to Piltdown Man, even when jabbed with pointy sticks, the lads had no option but to form the band themselves. After they felled a tree and used stone tools to carve it into instruments, | ||
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+ | The first to catch on was Kevin, The Literate, who departed to pursue a career in competitive cross—stitch. This gave Matt, The Even More Literate Washer of the Skies, no choice but to take up and wield the perfectly-proportioned, | ||
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+ | In the Year of the Violent Wombat, known in the West as 1995, despite the band's seemingly increasing success, Dave, the Seemingly infinite Sniffer of Planets, couldn' | ||
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+ | While on another one of their irresponsible rock and roll jaunts, along with some of their wild-eyed companions from [[Luxury]], two of the members would square dance with death in a less-than-pleasant highway accident. Before and after this auspicious incident, they entered the studio on a number of occasions, and on some of those occasions, they recorded music. Their final album was produced by [[Steve Hindalong]], | ||
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+ | None of the members of Piltdown Man can recall when, or if, the band ever ended or if the band ever, in fact, existed, but for twenty years they have fought viciously about what the title of the song " | ||
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===== Discography ===== | ===== Discography ===== |
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