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Ted Worthless
Alternative Rock / Gothic Rock
Mesa, Arizona, USA
Ted Worthless was a member of No Laughing Matter, as well as starting and running Worthless Records. He also frequently worked with Scott Roman. His other bands include Jet Jaguar and Skin Deep.
Discography
1986 | So, You’re Skeptical? (#1) | Worthless Records |
1988 | Serpents and Bones (#2) | Worthless Records |
1988 | A Time for Fear (#3) | Worthless Records |
1988 | Pieces of Other Peoples Lives (#4) | Worthless Records |
1989 | Voice of Anger (#5) | Worthless Records |
So You're Skeptical?
1986 Worthless Records
Ted Worthless #1
Ted Worthless – Vocals, most (if not all) instruments
- Flying/Sleeping/Thinking
- Derob
- Grave Yard Party
- Something I Heard on T.V.
- Carting Fan Two
- I Wonder What a Soul Tastes Like
- Bored
- Small Bottle of Courage
- Beggarman
- Me and the World
- Angry Past
- The Grass is Green
- In This House
- Holier Than Thou
- Statement
- The Cross is the Touchstone of Faith
Serpents and Bones
1987 Worthless Records
Ted Worthless #2
All songs written and performed by Ted Worthless
- Where the Moon Rises (2:25)
- Serpents and Bones (2:59)
- Hard Rocks at Pier 3 (3:56)
- Ceiling Fan 4 (1:25)
- Naomi's Song (2:31)
- Marital Strife (2:40)
- A Medley of Many Poems (5:13)
- Pain #1 (3:04)
- Attention! (4:12)
- Attention? (0:47)
- Surf Death (2:15)
- All Gods' Children (3:06)
- You Can't Sleep in the Grass, The Snails Will Crawl on Your Face (3:45)
- Calling (3:14)
- Vapours (1:17)
- Created Equal (2:46)
- Thirteen (4:33)
- The Man with the Patent Leather Soul (2:44)
- Isa. 8:11-18 (2:20)
- I Don't Want to Be Rich (2:25)
A Time to Fear
1988 Worthless Records (WR-070)
Ted Worthless #3
Ted Worthless – All music, lyrics, vocals, drums, guitars, bass, keys – except:
Echo – Drums on “Tuesday’s Child Awakened”
Scott Roman – Lyrics on “The Pain Can Sometimes Kill”
- The Pain Can Sometimes Kill
- Trauma
- Tuesday’s Child Awakened
- Theme of the Red Lion Inn
- Tea & Cookies
- Tranquiliser
- Trinidad
- CF7 (Tricks I Can’t Explain)
- The Mary’s Song
Pieces of Other Peoples Lives
1988 Worthless Records
Ted Worthless #4
Ted Worthless - Voice, Drums, Guitar, Bass, Synthesizer
All songs by Ted Worthless
- Tense Party One (3:14)
- The Story of Second Avenue (1:26)
- Twist (CFB) (3:45)
- Roomful of Meathooks (2:23)
- Father God-Mother Nature (1:36)
- Last Night the Christ Came (1:21)
- Tense Party Two (1:43)
- Home Sweet Home (2:11)
- Twenty Groovy Colours Club (2:54)
- Have a Punk Christmas!! (1:36)
- Death Has Always Been a Celebrity (3:48)
- Annihilation (0:55)
Voice of Anger
1989 Worthless Records
Ted Worthless #5
Ted Worthless – Vocals, most (if not all) instruments
- 100 Mile House
- Tense Party 3
- I Don't Want to be Rich
- Serpents and Bones
- Father God - Mother Nature
- Last Night The Christ Came
- Home Sweet Home
- 7 Seals
- Every Single Morning
- Beggerman…