Alternative Rock / Gothic Rock
Mesa, Arizona, USA

Ted Worthless was a member of No Laughing Matter, as well as starting and running Worthless Records. He also frequently worked with Scott Roman.

1986 Worthless Records
Ted Worthless #1

1987 Worthless Records
Ted Worthless #2

All songs written and performed by Ted Worthless

1. Where the Moon Rises (2:25)
2. Serpents and Bones (2:59)
3. Hard Rocks at Pier 3 (3:56)
4. Ceiling Fan 4 (1:25)
5. Naomi's Song (2:31)
6. Marital Strife (2:40)
7. A Medley of Many Poems (5:13)
8. Pain #1 (3:04)
9. Attention! (4:12)
10. Attention? (0:47)
11. Surf Death (2:15)
12. All Gods' Children (3:06)
13. You Can't Sleep in the Grass, The Snails Will Crawl on Your Face (3:45)
14. Calling (3:14)
15. Vapours (1:17)
16. Created Equal (2:46)
17. Thirteen (4:33)
18. The Man with the Patent Leather Soul (2:44)
19. Isa. 8:11-18 (2:20)
20. I Don't Want to Be Rich (2:25)

1988 Worthless Records (WR-070)
Ted Worthless #3

Ted Worthless – All music, lyrics, vocals, drums, guitars, bass, keys – except:
Echo – Drums on “Tuesday’s Child Awakened”
Scott Roman – Lyrics on “The Pain Can Sometimes Kill”

1. The Pain Can Sometimes Kill
2. Trauma
3. Tuesday’s Child Awakened
4. Theme of the Red Lion Inn
5. Tea & Cookies
6. Tranquiliser
7. Trinidad
8. CF7 (Tricks I Can’t Explain)
9. The Mary’s Song

1988 Worthless Records
Tedd Worthless #4

Ted Worthless - Voice, Drums, Guitar, Bass, Synthesizer
All songs by Ted Worthless

1. Tense Party One (3:14)
2. The Story of Second Avenue (1:26)
3. Twist (CFB) (3:45)
4. Roomful of Meathooks (2:23)
5. Father God-Mother Nature (1:36)
6. Last Night the Christ Came (1:21)
7. Tense Party Two (1:43)
8. Home Sweet Home (2:11)
9. Twenty Groovy Colours Club (2:54)
10. Have a Punk Christmas!! (1:36)
11. Death Has Always Been a Celebrity (3:48)
12. Annihilation (0:55)

1989 Worthless Records Ted Worthless #5

Ted Worthless – Vocals, most (if not all) instruments

1. 100 Mile House
2. Tense Party 3
3. I Don't Want to be Rich
4. Serpents and Bones
5. Father God - Mother Nature
6. Last Night The Christ Came
7. Home Sweet Home
8. 7 Seals
9. Every Single Morning
10. Beggerman…